too weird to live, too rare to die |
James. 25. English. Ancient Geek. Aesthete. Fanboy. White. Queer. Poly. Trans. Kinky. Dork.
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important emails about serious business, the erinna and audrey hour
im gonna
LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN’T BREATHE
GIMLI THE BABE AND A HALF
GUYS, I AM UNIRONICALLY INVESTED IN THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Someone please write a fic where Ace McShane hitches a ride with the Tenth Doctor and they wind up embroiled in some medieval (or futuristic, IDGAF) court intrigue, and then Jack Harkness shows up and the three of them manage to crash the royal couple’s wedding night…
…just so that the pairing tag can read Ten/Jack/Queen/King/Ace.
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| Act friendly: | "She lead me on! Bitch!" |
| Don't act friendly: | "She didn't give me a chance! Bitch!" |
| Let them down nicely: | "Well she said 'not right now', so I'll keep trying 'til she changes her mind." |
| Flat-out say no: | "What?! But I'm so nice! What a bitch! I'll keep trying 'til she changes her mind because she OWES me now." |
| Date someone else: | "Ugh, women only date jerks!" |
| Don't date someone else: | "Hello?! You clearly are single and so am I, why aren't we naked yet?" |
| Marry someone else, have baby, die tragically fighting Voldemort: | "Now I will torture her emotionally and physically abused son because I loved her so much and she married that jackass Potter instead!" |
(Source: thenotoriousscuttlecliff, via such-heights)
[Submitted by: Ckl
Whoever told Thor that “It’s hammer time!” was a war cry used by the ancient Vikings in his honor will be punished. Severely.]
This might just be my favorite.
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gonna live long and prosper all over this bitch
(Source: frightfullytreeish, via such-heights)
The Middle Ages was a very exciting time in Europe.
I stg someday an ethnobotanist or somebody is gonna discover that hallucinogenic mushrooms were shooting spores into the air or something and that for about four hundred years the entire Western world was just high as balls.
“for about four hundred years the entire Western world was just high as balls.”
I’d believe it.
(Source: gallifreyan-gallimaufry, via such-heights)
remember when merlin tried to write a compelling sibling relationship and accidentally wrote a trashy lesbian romance novel instead
crying
(Source: vilecrocodile, via such-heights)
the bible has the worst fandom
well you can’t deny that it’s come out with some really good fanart
(Source: arethafranklin-archive, via such-heights)
Currently drinking wine and eating biscuit m’n’ms after a dinner consisting mostly of cheese.
Does life get any better than this?
I THINK NOT
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