too weird to live, too rare to die
|James. 26. English. Ancient Geek. Aesthete. Fanboy. White. Queer. Poly. Trans. Kinky. Dork.
|Act friendly:||"She lead me on! Bitch!"|
|Don't act friendly:||"She didn't give me a chance! Bitch!"|
|Let them down nicely:||"Well she said 'not right now', so I'll keep trying 'til she changes her mind."|
|Flat-out say no:||"What?! But I'm so nice! What a bitch! I'll keep trying 'til she changes her mind because she OWES me now."|
|Date someone else:||"Ugh, women only date jerks!"|
|Don't date someone else:||"Hello?! You clearly are single and so am I, why aren't we naked yet?"|
|Marry someone else, have baby, die tragically fighting Voldemort:||"Now I will torture her emotionally and physically abused son because I loved her so much and she married that jackass Potter instead!"|
Petition for Bajorans to use “Benjamin fucking Sisko!” the same way we use “Jesus fucking Christ!”
when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne
when u accidently type me instead of my
accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
*sings* Zum Geburtstag viel Glück!
I had to google gible (*old man voice*...