I would so be that asshole leaving the second note…
OH MY GOD THIS! I don’t know how many times I had to yell at the chick I used to live with for putting my butter in the fridge. IT DOESN’T GO IN THE FUCKING FRIDGE IF YOU PUT IT IN THERE ONE MORE TIME I WILL RIP OFF YOUR FACE AND WEAR IT AS A MASK.
Wow! Where did that come from?! :3
During summer, butter has to go in the fridge here because it turns into liquid
But otherwise, butter lives out of the fridge because goddammit >:(
The comments (at the link to PAN.com) are pretty great too.