too weird to live, too rare to die

(773): Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals

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selchieproductions:

Well, it is Alexander, and he is nude so …

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(505): Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don’t even know anymore..

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kayim42:

Reblogged especially for picturaculminis ♥

(And the fact that Jared looks amazing)

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mresundance:

I’m having a moment, okay?

JUST LET ME TUMBLR LOVE ALEXANDER.

I think my favourite part is where he smells him and its really sexual. Acknowledging the queer, whee!

fizzyblogic:

fyeahhistorymajorheraldicbeast:

I’ve mourned the death of some figures far more than sanity should really allow - and if you say you haven’t done the same, you’re a damn-fool liar.

I run an informative blog on how to tell if your new friends are really hardened murderers - http://russian-criminal-tattoos.tumblr.com/ - you can thank me later.

FOREVER.

#history feels #all the history feels #sometimes I watch the Alexander film and cry #and roll around sobbing about how much he loved Hephaistion #and how I want to stab Kassander in the face for being mean to him #I have a problem

Keeping Jason’s tags because accurate.

xmasandribena asked: Kiss, marry, get drunk with: Alexander the Great, Achilles, Shakespeare. XD

LOOOOOL. You already know the answers to these! 

All three Marry: Alexander (I don’t care how messed up he is, he’s my bb for life)

Kiss and get drunk with: Achilles (because the wine’s going to come out at some point in all that waiting around, and things are gonna get really gay)

Get drunk with: Shakespeare (because I don’t fancy him, but he’d be fun to hang with in a tavern)

leasthelpful:

“Alexander was great but then he got all ‘Greek.’”

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fizzyblogic:

fyeahhistorymajorheraldicbeast:

“That Cicero was such a windbag. He could just go on and on.”

“Ben Franklin, boy did he know how to party.”

“Andrew Jackson was such a dick.”

“Yes, Maximilian I. I knew him well.”

“…They all died several centuries before you were born.”

#BYRON WAS SUCH A SULKER #CHARLES II COME HERE LET ME LOVE YOU

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Listening to my ‘Alexander’ vid bunny and having all the feels. 

Very excited to make this vid. Caught up in making more serial killer vids right now, but soon. Soooooon.

I just have a lot of feelings about Alexander the Great, okay.

Badass of the Week: Alexander III of Macedon

Luna gets her fashion inspiration from the best, clearly.